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Once upon a time, in a world overflowing with flashy new pants, there lived a poor old pair of pants, The old pair of pants often wondered why he wasn’t loved like all the new pants? Lonely and rejected, he ran off into the dark forest looking for a new life.
Deep in the forest was a proud old Moose who had lived a long and eventful life and his friend, the Goose, who had flown around the world, like a real adventurer. 
Grateful to his new friends for the customised look,
 the vintage shorts got a Moose & Goose tattoo in their honour, which he wears proudly until this day.”